Queer people are like birds, all very different but with one common goal:
Bread. Hundreds of tons of bread.
dick harder than these times we live in
Guys, I’m going to be taking a semi-hiatus. I have a queue set up for a few weeks, and its mostly for mental health reasons. I will likely re-appear fully after AP testing or graduation.
why do teachers think i have enough time between emotional breakdowns to do homework
It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now. Mental illnesses are just as serious as any physical illness.Parents need to realize this.
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years