like meerkat idk

im a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning
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weloveshortvideos:

Whachu know bout me

Vine by Wyn Wiley

mads-next-meal:

body positive babes with thick thighs and bright red lipstick

Posted 1 day ago With 16,498 notes

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

Posted 2 days ago With 321,039 notes

weirdestone:

Stephen Hawking ladies and gentlemen

How far have you gone with a guy?

@Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

Posted 3 days ago With 180,091 notes

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

Posted 3 days ago With 235,530 notes

“if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

Posted 4 days ago With 868,785 notes

iguanamouth:

h a h a

damianimated:

One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting on makeup and I helped one pick out eye shadow

Posted 5 days ago With 69,543 notes

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

Posted 6 days ago With 72,933 notes

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

evilblogger:

boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory

Posted 1 week ago With 81,018 notes