like meerkat idk

im a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning


real tags on various photos of ryan i have compiled 


if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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what people think tumblr is: cat gifs + porn

what tumblr actually is: cat gifs + porn

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"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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dwayne ‘the mineral’ johnson, jesus christ marie

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i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this


and you should too

let’s bring it back

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Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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went red btw

went red btw



imagine someone offering to make a romantic dinner for you and when you get to their place it’s immaculately clean and there are candles and flowers on the table and everything is beautifully ambient 

and then they emerge from the kitchen holding two lunchables

you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you thought this would end in a satanic ritual or cannibalism

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