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The deep seated psychological issues your father caused you

Posted 12 hours ago With 36,388 notes


Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

Posted 1 day ago With 126,433 notes


when u hear someone singing frozen in public


Posted 2 days ago With 152,752 notes


best look: big t-shirt no bra slutty underwear and ponytail

Posted 2 days ago With 49,550 notes


Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

Posted 3 days ago With 80,967 notes


"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"


Posted 4 days ago With 78,860 notes


I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.

Posted 5 days ago With 56,774 notes


I’m in such a cuddly mood but like I would also suck you off if you wanted.

Posted 5 days ago With 3,339 notes

orphan black meets tumblr (inspired by)