like meerkat idk

im a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning

officialunitedstates:

a piece of cauliflower can be president as long as it was born here and is 35 years of age

Posted 3 hours ago With 13,877 notes

"When it came down to casting that character, you know who my two choices to cast that character were? It was between Tat and Ellen Page."
- John Fawcett (x)

sadqueerpunk:

*cis voice* if i say i identify as a toaster, that doesn’t make me a toaster!!!!!

Posted 2 days ago With 167 notes

singthiscorrosion:

I’M CRYING

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

Posted 3 days ago With 367,766 notes

lionsarah:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*lgbt representation in orphan black*~✧』

"as a scientist i know that sexuality is a… is a spectrum. but you know, social biases they, they codify attraction… that’s contrary to the biological facts"

“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”

14 Struggles Of Being Happy and Social Or Sad and Standoffish With No In-between (via varjaks)

Posted 4 days ago With 56,374 notes

deadsmondmiles:

sherlockedat221bbakerstreet:

Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whisperes* Johnlock

*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your fetishized fictional couple

Posted 4 days ago With 120,255 notes

internetexplorers:

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*

Posted 5 days ago With 261,926 notes

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

Posted 6 days ago With 276,425 notes

seedy:

white girls

36563

sufferedconsequence:

in-catz-we-trust:

ruinedchildhood:

this vine speaks to me

Literally the best vine ever