like meerkat idk

im a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Posted 3 hours ago With 320,776 notes

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

Posted 1 day ago With 12,980 notes

bryarly:

cerulean-warbler:

#retail

Literally anything involving customer service

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

Posted 3 days ago With 135,345 notes

stumblingintolove:

waaaaaaaaaaaalt:

Don’t get me started on how important this movie is. I won’t stop.

Mulan is and always will be the greatest

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day 4 of college and somebody already tried to burn the place down

day 4 of college and somebody already tried to burn the place down

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

Apparently no one told me I’m pretty because I’m an engineering major

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lesbianswholooklikeumlesbians:

kaylee. 20. super homo. single af. vegas. unlv. I like boobs, the beach, & boyshorts. 
lets talk. 
http://kaytraceemae.tumblr.com/

lesbianswholooklikeumlesbians:

kaylee. 20. super homo. single af. vegas. unlv. 
I like boobs, the beach, & boyshorts. 

lets talk. 

http://kaytraceemae.tumblr.com/

lexlifts:

robregal:

Real shit.

i had sex with this guy 6 years ago and we werent even dating … and our 6 year anniversary is on the 12th. so