like meerkat idk

im a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning

How far have you gone with a guy?

@Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

Posted 5 hours ago With 180,045 notes

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

Posted 6 hours ago With 233,449 notes

“if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

Posted 1 day ago With 838,791 notes

iguanamouth:

h a h a

damianimated:

One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting on makeup and I helped one pick out eye shadow

Posted 2 days ago With 69,469 notes

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

Posted 3 days ago With 66,085 notes

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

evilblogger:

boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory

Posted 4 days ago With 80,933 notes

masturblancas:

Current emotion: Julian casablancas staring at a bra
image

Posted 4 days ago With 2,783 notes

nickysixpack:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

Posted 5 days ago With 269,943 notes

rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell