like meerkat idk

im a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning

How far have you gone with a guy?



i went to canada with my dad once

Posted 5 hours ago With 180,045 notes


idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

Posted 6 hours ago With 233,449 notes

“if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

Posted 1 day ago With 838,791 notes


h a h a


One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting on makeup and I helped one pick out eye shadow

Posted 2 days ago With 69,469 notes


we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

Posted 3 days ago With 66,085 notes


The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding


boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory

Posted 4 days ago With 80,933 notes


Current emotion: Julian casablancas staring at a bra

Posted 4 days ago With 2,783 notes


one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

Posted 5 days ago With 269,943 notes




It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell